Leather Egg ::: huevos

last update: 4 July 2002

A cute list, and one of the most popular features of my blog. It's not an original idea, so I try to take an original approach. My list features guys that ping the gaydar in some way or another. Also, the guys on my list might expose a nipple or two if you ask them.

(*literally "eggs" but Spanish slang for testicles)

NOTE: If you use any of these photos, please copy them to your own server and don't ciphon my bandwidth. Thanks. I know the page is outdated, too, so please don't write to tell me that.

Dean Cain at a fan site; URL: http://homepages.infoseek.com/~qarla/thshrine/dcshrine.html

12. Dean Cain

Actor ... played the man of Steel.

gaydar says Looks pretty comfortable (and pretty good) in tights. Dean has been widely rumored to be family for quite some time. Was very comfortable playing gay in The Broken Hearts Club.

Sisqo - magazine scan from a fan site; URL: http://members.tripod.com/~DruHill2/lilblunt/Mark.jpg

11. Sisqo

Singer/musician ... (aka Dru Nasty) ... solo and with group Dru Hill.

gaydar says Lyrics from a song he sings: "ooh boy you're so fine can i get a minute of your time i wanna get to know ya maybe later on up in my crib i'll get ta show ya..."

Matt LeBlanc from a fan site; URL: http://www.ric.dircon.co.uk/mlbonline/photos/008.html

10. Matt LeBlanc

Actor ... mostly seen in some show called "Friends."

gaydar says Lots of "blind items" by gossip columnists fit Matt ... currently has a long-term fiancé. Rock Hudson was married too. Do it for the studio, Matt.

Henry Simmons (probably a publicity photo from NYPD Blue) from a fan site; URL: http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~sepinwal/jones.txt.html

9. Henry Simmons

Actor ... the new stud showing his chest and butt on NYPD Blue.

gaydar says Henry is pretty new on the scene, so there's only been a lot of people asking about him on the gossip site message boards. Also a former soap opera actor (ping!).

Billy Zane from fan page; URL; http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Port/9262/pics.htm

8. Billy Zane

Actor ... to drool over in film Dead Calm, with Nicole Kidman. Wow.

gaydar says Told Genre magazine: "Oh, to be a gay movie icon! It's what every actor wants: to be wanted by everyone and to be lusted after by men."

Ricky Martin from a fan site; URL: http://www.ipacific.net.au/~austv/ricky.html

7. Matt Keeslar

Actor ... piqued my attention (among other things) as the dashing Feyd Harkonnen in SciFi's "Dune."

gaydar says Reportedly told Details magazine that he's had homosexual experiences but he doesn't like labels -- so he wouldn't characterize himself as either gay or straight.

Mark Wahlberg from his official web site: http://www.markymark.com/images/general/mwtattoo.jpg

6. Mark Wahlberg

Under-rated actor/over-rated model ... almost single-handedly (no giggling, please) put CK on the map.

gaydar says Rumors abound. He and George Clooney were rumored to be "an item" during filming of 3 movies together in a 2-year span.

Christopher Meloni from his official homepage; URL: http://www.christopher-meloni.com/

5. Chris Meloni

Actor ... dropping his briefs, bending over and spreading his ass cheeks for a pucker shot was just a day at the office for his portrayal of Keller on "Oz."

gaydar says Layed big kisses on his Oz co-star Lee Tergesen at GLAAD's 11th Annual Awards. All in character, though. He's married w/kids.

Matt Damon from fan page; URL: http://www.jkgallery.com/matt.htm

4. Matt Damon

Actor/Writer ... Hollywood golden boy ... won Oscar with his buddy Ben Affleck.

gaydar says Matt and Ben, Matt and Ben ... these two long-time friends seem to do a lot of stuff together. Inseparable at times. Of course the constant speculation has done nothing to hurt their careers.

3. Ricky Williams

NFL running back now playing for the Miami Dolphins. Disappointing rookie season in 1999, but has since established himself as one of the NFL's best running backs.

gaydar says Told ESPN the Magazine he wants to appeal across barriers of, among other things, sexual orientation.*

Vin Diesel from a fan site; URL: http://dieselman.homestead.com/photos1.html

2. Colin Farrell

Rogue Irish Actor ... the best Irish export since Guinness.

gaydar says Told Interview magazine that Marlon Brando would be his ideal valentine. "Me and Marlon over a candlelit dinner and a nice bottle of wine." Farrell played Alexander the Great, who not only conquered the world, but was gay.

1. Vin Diesel

Actor/Director/... Voiced the Iron Giant in the movie of the same name. Has a pet named "Winston" (same as your host).

gaydar says Datalounge refers to him as "our very own" Vin Diesel. EOnline gossipers have reported him being out and about in Hollywood with his "male posse."

Have any nipple photos for guys I'm missing (or better yet, naked photos)? Send them to .

Queer gossip sites/columnists that may or may not have mentioned any of the guys above are Datalounge, Ted Casablanca's "The Awful Truth" at EOnline, the message board at IsHeSheGay.com, Billy Master's Filth to Go, and a few others listed on the IHSG links page.

* - Paraphrased from my (sometimes poor) memory. I saved the magazine, but have been unable to find it since I moved. If I track down Ricky's original quote from the article, I'll update this.

Nipple photos from:
Vin Diesel from a fan site; URL: http://www.geocities.com/phnxxx99/vingallery2/pages/vcc.htm
Ricky Martin from a blog; URL: http://megan-g-love.blogspot.com/2007/11/remember-when-you-thought-ricky-martin.html
Ricky Williams in ESPN the Magazine
Matt Damon from fan site; URL: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Studio/1635/morepics15.html
Meloni montage, a wallpaper available at his site; URL: http://www.christopher-meloni.com/
Mark Wahlberg from his official web site: http://www.markymark.com/images/general/ckad1.jpg
Sisqo, from a fan site; URL: http://www.gurlpages.com/music/simplysisqo/
Billy Zane from a fan site (photo from The Phantom); URL: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/1041/photogal.html
Brady Anderson, from a fan page (credited to Washington Post); URL: http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/2544/BRADY.JPG
Matt LeBlanc, (probably from Friends) from a fan site; URL: http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/2515/PPage3.html
Henry Simmons (publicity photo from Another World) from fan site; URL: http://avaw.iwarp.com/cgi-bin/i/pictures/tyrone_1.jpg
Dean Cain at a fan site; URL: http://www.annie.simplenet.com/deanpics.htm
Matt Keeslar photos from a fan site; URL:
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Club/1621/mattkeeslar.html
Colin Farrell photos from a fan site; URL:
http://www.workprint.net/colinfarrell/

BOOTED OFF THE LIST:

27 January 2001: Ricky Martin gets the boot because he's such an incredible closet case and he's such a media whore that he didn't bat an eyelash before shaking his groove thang for the Bush inauguration ceremonies. Boo. Hissssssssssssss.

Ricky Martin

Singer/Actor/... the way he shakes those hips, even straight guys want to f_ck him.

gaydar says Former soap opera actor (ping!). Steady male companion everywhere he goes. Reportedly backed out of "coming out" during Barbara Walters pre-Oscars interview.

4 July 2002: Brady Anderson gets the boot because he's out of baseball now but doesn't appear to be ready to get on with his life. And if he IS the boyfriend of Out Magazine Editor Brandon Lemon (as widely rumored), he's a severe closet case.

Brady Anderson

Former MLB player, mostly with the Baltimore Orioles.

gaydar says 1) Dated a female tennis player. 2) QnA with Brady: Most Beautiful Actresses: Ursula Andress, Ava Gardner, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly (Outside Pitch, May 23, 1997). Can it be any more obvious???